Over 7 million subscribers – Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.

“I am watching the simpsons on Sky”

“Whats on sky tonight dear?”

“I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription”

Source: djchrissy, Aug 20, 2004

The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder.

Chav Parents: “Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel” – we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but can’t.

Source: djchrissy, Aug 20, 2004