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There was a penguin driving through the desert when something went wrong with his car, so he pulled into a gas station and asked some one if they could fix it. While some one was trying to fix it the penguin went to get an ice cream, it was a hot day so it melted easily, he come back and the gas station owner said “you blew a seal” and the penguin wiped his face and said “Oh no, its only ice cream”.