by Keiron | Feb 16, 2006 | Jokes
404 not found Hello. I wish to find a web page. Hello… Miss? What do you mean, “Miss� I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to view a web page! We’re closing for lunch. Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this ‘ere web page what I clicked upon...
by Keiron | Feb 4, 2006 | Jokes
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money. HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours . SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a...
by Keiron | Feb 4, 2006 | Jokes
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a...
by Keiron | Feb 4, 2006 | Jokes
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honour her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her,...
by Keiron | Jan 4, 2006 | Jokes
A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fireman’s helmet and has...
by Keiron | Dec 20, 2005 | Jokes
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was paying attention in class. She called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created...
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