by Keiron | Feb 23, 2006 | Jokes
What’s the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: “You’re next, fatty.” Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under...
by Keiron | Feb 23, 2006 | Jokes
A class of 5 year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child “Hello Becky, what have you been doing this playtime?” Becky replies “I have been playing in the...
by Keiron | Feb 23, 2006 | Jokes
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you...
by Keiron | Feb 23, 2006 | Jokes
A variety of ways to delicately inform a guest that his zipper is not zipped….. 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7....
by Keiron | Feb 23, 2006 | Jokes
A teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious”. Roland the class swot gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious.” “Well done, Roland,” says the teacher. “Can anyone else...
by Keiron | Feb 23, 2006 | Jokes
Steve’s obviously having a pop at the French this month: French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks...
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