by Keiron | Jul 11, 2006 | Jokes, Sport
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up’s. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up’s say I cant...
by Keiron | Jul 11, 2006 | Jokes
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is the edge of a vertical drop and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it....
by Keiron | Mar 17, 2006 | Jokes
Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “run” to “hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “surrender” and “collaborate”. The rise was precipitated by...
by Keiron | Mar 17, 2006 | Jokes
An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and...
by Keiron | Feb 24, 2006 | Jokes
Ever wonder why A,B,C,D,E,&F are used to define bra sizes? A= Almost Boobs B= Barely there C= Can Do D= Damn good E= Enormous F= Fake
by Keiron | Feb 24, 2006 | Jokes
Yesterday scientists suggested that: “considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain...
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