by Keiron | Nov 26, 2004 | Jokes
IN THE EVENT OF A TERRORIST ATTACK BE PREPARED The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. The thing is that the pictures from the site are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations. If you have set yourself on fire, do not...
by Keiron | Nov 26, 2004 | Jokes
Do this amazing mathematics exercise. It will take only 20 seconds. What you have to do is to follow the instructions. Do not read the outcome before having made all the calculations, ok? Let’s start! 1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one...
by Keiron | Nov 26, 2004 | Jokes
Check out this amazing video: A cunning stunt
by Keiron | Nov 26, 2004 | Jokes
A WIFE was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more...
by Keiron | Nov 26, 2004 | Jokes
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car’s oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the...
by Keiron | Nov 26, 2004 | Jokes
Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam”, he replied courteously. “Is the restaurant open...
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