by Keiron | Dec 7, 2004 | Jokes
Instructions on how to clean your toilet Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both...
by Keiron | Dec 7, 2004 | Jokes
Keep staring at the picture and you will see a giraffe….. Concentrate hard, it works!!!
by Keiron | Dec 4, 2004 | Jokes
Check out what happened in an office in Liverpool 🙂
by Keiron | Dec 3, 2004 | Jokes
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kind of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round...
by Keiron | Dec 1, 2004 | Computers, Jokes, Technology
A probe into the the nutritional content of the average keyboard has discovered that it contains an unhealthy balance of bread crumbs, crisp fragments, meat, sugar, salt and jam. Worse still, this inadequate diet is supplemented with toe and fingernail clippings,...
by Keiron | Nov 30, 2004 | Jokes
Geography of a Woman Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan....
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