by Keiron | Jan 4, 2005 | Jokes
or The Twelve Laws of Inaccurate Perception SOD’S LAW, ALSO KNOWN AS MURPHY’S LAW If anything can go wrong, it will. O’TOOLE’S COMMENTARY ON MURPHY’S LAW Murphy was an optimist. THE FIRST COROLLARY TO SOD’S LAW Anything that is to...
by Keiron | Dec 18, 2004 | Jokes
Santa for every season! One Blind Snowman!!! Naughty Snowmen!! Rudolph High Santa gets a flat! Santa has an accident! The Schmitt house!
by Keiron | Dec 18, 2004 | Jokes
Helpful advice for all men who has a partner with P.M.T…… DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in...
by Keiron | Dec 15, 2004 | Jokes
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I’ve busted my ass for damn...
by Keiron | Dec 14, 2004 | Jokes
by Keiron | Dec 7, 2004 | Jokes
Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with...
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