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A Perfect Day

by | Feb 16, 2005 | Jokes

THE PERFECT DAY – FOR HER 8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday. 8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants – open presents – expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 9.15 Soothing...

For everyone who has to work with THE PUBLIC…….

by | Feb 16, 2005 | Jokes

Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”. Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”. Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”. Operator:...

Congratulations

by | Feb 15, 2005 | Jokes

TO ALL THE CHILDREN WHO SURVIVED the1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn’t get tested for...

The Blonde and the Bull

by | Feb 15, 2005 | Jokes

The Blonde & The Bull Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard...

Priceless?

by | Feb 14, 2005 | Jokes

While she was “flying” down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing...