by Keiron | Apr 14, 2005 | Jokes
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was...
by Keiron | Mar 23, 2005 | Jokes
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules....
by Keiron | Mar 17, 2005 | Jokes
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be...
by Keiron | Mar 13, 2005 | Jokes
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon.” Half an hourlater, just...
by Keiron | Mar 7, 2005 | Jokes
Inside every older lady is a younger lady — wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen...
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