by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
“Look at ME!” boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. “Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I’m fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay...
by Keiron | Apr 14, 2005 | Jokes
Letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers,USA, to his boss. His boss apparently resigned very soon afterwards ! Dear Mr Baker, As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my...
by Keiron | Apr 14, 2005 | Jokes
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed...
by Keiron | Apr 14, 2005 | Jokes
Her Side of the Story : ============== He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn’t...
by Keiron | Apr 14, 2005 | Jokes
1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as “Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.” 2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife “I wish you...
by Keiron | Apr 14, 2005 | Jokes
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get...
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