by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1...
by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
A husband is at home watching the football, when his wife interrupts: “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering forweeks now”. He looks at her and says angrily: “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a...
by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
Only in Britain… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain… do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only...
by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into...
by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
Training courses for women 1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom...
by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
Three women had a very late night, drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home, their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest saying, “I...
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