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‘Peter Kays Universal Truths’.

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You’ve...

100%

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R...

Blowing a Seal

There was a penguin driving through the desert when something went wrong with his car, so he pulled into a gas station and asked some one if they could fix it. While some one was trying to fix it the penguin went to get an ice cream, it was a hot day so it melted...

Snails

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn’t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her...

Signs that you have had too much of the 21st Century already.

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you. 5. You chat several...

Our public servants

A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed- she could see it from the bedroom window. But he said that he hadn’t been in the shed that day. He looked himself, and there were people in the shed, stealing...