by Keiron | May 27, 2005 | Jokes
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello.” “Is your daddy home? ” He...
by Keiron | May 27, 2005 | Jokes
Start at Tottenham Court Road station, take central line to Holborn Take westbound Picaddily Line to Heathrow Airport Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport Start going toward the “Airport Exit”...
by Keiron | May 12, 2005 | Jokes
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear...
by Keiron | May 12, 2005 | Jokes
You MUST read this brief story before viewing the attached photo. A class of primary children started a class project to make a plant pot to take home. The teacher wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so it was decided to use cactus plants. The...
by Keiron | May 12, 2005 | Jokes
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden . . . “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.” “Si, Luis,...
by Keiron | Apr 15, 2005 | Jokes
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money: between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence. Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one...
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