by Keiron | Jun 1, 2005 | Jokes
A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and reports that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me what you mean.” So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then she...
by Keiron | Jun 1, 2005 | Jokes
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer...
by Keiron | Jun 1, 2005 | Jokes
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote...
by Keiron | Jun 1, 2005 | Jokes
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is like, night 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6. 99 percent of...
by Keiron | Jun 1, 2005 | Jokes
A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. Interested? Then please only read lines 1,3 and 5; still interested? Call me...
by Keiron | Jun 1, 2005 | Jokes
Gents, I appreciate that you’re all keen students of world affairs and have the facts at your fingertips but in case any of the finer points have sneaked past you the below should help you get your heads around who’s who: USA: Man Utd – Utterly...
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