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Signatures?

Be yourself. Especially, do not feign respect for technical incompetence. — Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. — Oh, and we just set fire to your desktop. — BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then carefully print the...

You are an Internet Addict when…

1.) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. 2.) You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue as to when it happened. 3.) Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. 4.) Your nightmares are...

Haiku Error Messages!

IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU… A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. – – – – – – – – – – – – Yesterday it...

Bread is Dangerous!

Research on bread indicates that: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked...

BEST CHAIN EMAIL EVER WRITTEN

Hello, my name is John. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money...

Dave

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How...