by Keiron | Dec 9, 2005 | General, Jokes
You know you’re living in the 21st Century when: You try to enter your password on the microwave. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. You e-mail your buddy who works at...
by Keiron | Dec 9, 2005 | General, Jokes
Understanding Engineers – Take One Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a...
by Keiron | Nov 3, 2005 | Jokes
Corporate Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a...
by Keiron | Nov 3, 2005 | Jokes
An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against...
by Keiron | Aug 18, 2005 | Jokes
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. He is still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse comes in to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles groggily from behind the oxygen mask,...
by Keiron | Jul 1, 2005 | Jokes
Five Englishmen are in an Audi Quattro at an Irish border checkpoint. The border officer stops them “It is illegal to put Five people in a Quattro, Quattro means Four” The driver retorts disbelievingly “Quattro is just the name of the car, look at...
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