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If My Body Were A Car?

by | Dec 13, 2005 | Jokes

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that’s not the worst of it. My fenders are too wide to be...

Beer Troubleshooting

by | Dec 9, 2005 | Jokes

Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Cause: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Rotate glass so that open end points towards ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Cause: Improper bladder control. Solution: Stand next to nearest dog & complain about house...

Animal Diaries

by | Dec 9, 2005 | Jokes

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary Day number 180 8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE! 10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 11:30 am – OH BOY!...

16 Reasons why alcohol should be served at work…

by | Dec 9, 2005 | Jokes

Its an incentive to show up. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about the low pay. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear. It encourages car pooling. Increase in job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,...

50 Things which change after you finish University

by | Dec 9, 2005 | Jokes

6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep Having sex in a single bed is absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all. You...