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  1. Start at Tottenham Court Road station, take central line to Holborn
  2. Take westbound Picaddily Line to Heathrow Airport
  3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport
  4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport
  5. Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway South.” follow for 0.2 miles
  6. Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking”- follow for 0.3 miles
  7. Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North Airport Exit” – follow for 2.9 miles
  8. Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth”- follow for 29.2miles
  9. Then continue on “US 287 north” – follow for 91.1 miles
  10. “US 287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” – follow for 0.7 miles
  11. Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon”- follow for 104.0 miles
  12. “US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” – follow for 2.8 miles
  13. 13. Continue to follow “US 287 north” – follow for 104.9 miles
  14. Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” – follow for 7.8 miles
  15. Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” – follow for 0.5 miles
  16. Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” – follow for 1.7 miles
  17. Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” – follow for 0.1 miles
  18. Arrive at the centre of “Amarillo, Texas”

Now that’s the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!