Helpful advice for all men who has a partner with P.M.T……

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that toweling dressing gown!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate

DANGEROUS: You spent how much?
SAFER: Inflation eh?
SAFEST: I don’t mind how much it cost as long as you’re happy
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Its not the dress that makes you look fat. Its all of the Chocolate I have given you to save my own neck!!!!!
SAFER: You look wonderful whatever you wear
SAFEST: You look wonderful whatever you wear
ULTRASAFE: Lets stay in and have some of those chocolates…